Thu. Apr 25th, 2024


There’s really not much to say in a traditional “plot” section of a review of “The Princess.” Our heroine wakes up chained to a bed at the top of a tower. In the film’s fun opening scene, she dispatches two soldiers who come to check on her, beginning her descent down the tower, taking out hapless enemies along the way. Through flashback, it’s revealed that the princess was set to wed Julius, whose entire motive was to gain control of a kingdom that had not produced a male heir from its King (Ed Stoppard) and Queen (Alex Reid). When she learned at the altar that she was going to be a silent partner in the reign of a power-hungry sociopath like Julius, she refused, leading to a brutal approach. The King, Queen, and most of the citizens of the Kingdom are being held captive by Julius, his partner Moira (Olga Kurylenko), and their incredibly incompetent soldiers. The Princess will kill most of them.

Kiet makes a drastic structural mistake in “The Princess” by intercutting between his title character’s bloody rampage and flashbacks to how she got there, including training in the martial arts and swordfighting. We don’t need to know how this killing machine became a killing machine. Imagine if “The Raid” kept releasing its momentum with back story. It’s entirely self-defeating. It’s clearly designed to add some depth to admittedly shallow characters, but it doesn’t go far enough in that direction, feeling more like distraction than back story. A script like this needs to either set things up with rich, detailed characters or ignore that altogether and focus only on action. This one gets stuck in the middle.

When “The Princess” does foreground its combat, it can be pretty fun. There’s an excellent sequence down a spiral staircase wherein King takes on dozens of enemies, but the film has a disappointing habit of bursting to life and then retreating. Kiet can’t maintain momentum and Lustig & Thornton’s script just isn’t creative enough to fill in the gaps. The only reason to watch really is for Joey King, an underrated actress who is open to any challenge. If only this film was confident enough to really give her one.

On Hulu today.

By Dave Jenks

Dave Jenks is an American novelist and Veteran of the United States Marine Corps. Between those careers, he’s worked as a deckhand, commercial fisherman, divemaster, taxi driver, construction manager, and over the road truck driver, among many other things. He now lives on a sea island, in the South Carolina Lowcountry, with his wife and youngest daughter. They also have three grown children, five grand children, three dogs and a whole flock of parakeets. Stinnett grew up in Melbourne, Florida and has also lived in the Florida Keys, the Bahamas, and Cozumel, Mexico. His next dream is to one day visit and dive Cuba.